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Art Suazo left an illustrious career pole dancing in truck stops across America in order to join The Mange. He sleeps with his teddy bear "Miles" and cries at whenever he hears the melodious notes of "Achy Breaky Heart". |
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Cormac Foster was born in the ghetto, which took some effort, since he's from |
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Dennis Boyle does stuff that is more important than turning in a bio to The Man. He won’t be defined. His hobbies include cheering on the Green Knight at Medieval Times and shooting lasers from his eyes. Huzzah! |
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Jake Heinecke is named after the beer hs mom was drinking when she dropped him at the orphanage. Fortunately for all of us, her lack of prenatal care sprouted Jake a third testicle, which has given him the "extra something special" it takes to make it as a WeHo call boy. |
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Jessica Lovelace-Chandler likes kittens and rainbows. She does not like dogs. JLC is a founding member of Room 108 Improv and is available for all your Elvis wedding or bar mitzvah needs. TCB! *lightning bolt* |
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Joe Purcell is a recent graduate of the unimaginably prestigious Warner Bros. Comedy Writer's Workshopand a 2008 Semi-finalist for the Disney Writing Fellowship. Prior to moving to L.A., Joe was a zookeeper where he was pelted with gorilla feces on a daily basis. He feels this experience has prepared him well for a career in the entertainment business. |
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Kate Danley has a website at www.katedanley.com, which means she's for real. She also lost on Hollywood Squares for not knowing the names of Michael Jackson’s children. She’s alright with that. |